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dustinprewitt-Frequently wears black clothing.
Yep
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
Yep
-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.
On formal occaisions
-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include: reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols.
Are they comparing an Ankh to a satanic worshipping symbol? Anyway, Yes, on formal occaisions
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
No
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
With a society like this, who wouldnt want to be anti-social? and besides, marilyn manson bashing is soooo 1997... but the answer is an emphatic yes
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
goodness gracious no
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
as if I ever had any interest to begin with... Im interested in the bible as a source of historical folklore/mythology, and church as religious mysticism, but purely on a passing level
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult,
witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
same as above, purly on a passing/philisophical level
-Takes drugs.
you mean besides the ritilan and prozac they're pumping their kids with?
-Drinks alcohol.
people like them give me reasons to
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
see above
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.
as opposed to self-flaggelation, self-crucifixion, circumsisions?
-Complains of boredom.
Oh, and church is supposed to exciting? Im the chairman of the Bored!
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
who hasnt?
-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use)
it really is of no use, and not only that, it causes cancer
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
and whats wrong with that?
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
see above
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)
I dont need to request it, people give it to me for free
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
No, I always try and find a responsible adult to hold my hand before I leave the house
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders etc.
all authority figures are inferior to my own
-Misbehaves at school.
Never could prove anything...
-Misbehaves at home.
well, when you're mother ass a bi-polar raving maniac, it was kinda hard to tell what was misbehaving, and what wasnt
-Eats excessively or too little.
probably eats too much
-Eats goth-related foods. Count chocula cereal is an example of this.
"Im sure you'd listen to me if I was talking about, oh I dont know, Count Cocoa-Fang?"
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
No, this is how to attain AIDS, Heppetitus, Blood Parasites, etc
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
Like your local church would know
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
name a video game that doesnt
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
as oppossed to someone who uses the internet excessively to post slanderous things about other cultures?
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
that must make pentacostals really satan worshipers
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
damn those darkies corruptin' our youth with their sexual advances...
-Expresses an interest in sex.
Like it would matter...
-Masturbates
only your local gossip columnist knows for sure...
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
see above
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
Philosophy is a cult religion?
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
If I had them I would
-Claims to be a goth.
No goth in their right mind would claim to be goth... dont be rediculous! You have to be named goth by a fellow snobby pretentious elder uber-goth in order to be considered gothic... you have to work your way up to get that title!
If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately.The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.
~St. Mary's Catholic Church~
Oh yes, goth culture is dangerous, with that kind of attack against a culture, how could it not be angry and retaliate? Its rebellion, mary, rebellion...
but then again, how accurate can an organization be that takes orders unquestionably from a senile 90 year old pollack?
Yep
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
Yep
-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.
On formal occaisions
-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include: reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols.
Are they comparing an Ankh to a satanic worshipping symbol? Anyway, Yes, on formal occaisions
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
No
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
With a society like this, who wouldnt want to be anti-social? and besides, marilyn manson bashing is soooo 1997... but the answer is an emphatic yes
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
goodness gracious no
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
as if I ever had any interest to begin with... Im interested in the bible as a source of historical folklore/mythology, and church as religious mysticism, but purely on a passing level
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult,
witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
same as above, purly on a passing/philisophical level
-Takes drugs.
you mean besides the ritilan and prozac they're pumping their kids with?
-Drinks alcohol.
people like them give me reasons to
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
see above
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.
as opposed to self-flaggelation, self-crucifixion, circumsisions?
-Complains of boredom.
Oh, and church is supposed to exciting? Im the chairman of the Bored!
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
who hasnt?
-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use)
it really is of no use, and not only that, it causes cancer
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
and whats wrong with that?
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
see above
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)
I dont need to request it, people give it to me for free
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
No, I always try and find a responsible adult to hold my hand before I leave the house
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders etc.
all authority figures are inferior to my own
-Misbehaves at school.
Never could prove anything...
-Misbehaves at home.
well, when you're mother ass a bi-polar raving maniac, it was kinda hard to tell what was misbehaving, and what wasnt
-Eats excessively or too little.
probably eats too much
-Eats goth-related foods. Count chocula cereal is an example of this.
"Im sure you'd listen to me if I was talking about, oh I dont know, Count Cocoa-Fang?"
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
No, this is how to attain AIDS, Heppetitus, Blood Parasites, etc
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
Like your local church would know
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
name a video game that doesnt
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
as oppossed to someone who uses the internet excessively to post slanderous things about other cultures?
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
that must make pentacostals really satan worshipers
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
damn those darkies corruptin' our youth with their sexual advances...
-Expresses an interest in sex.
Like it would matter...
-Masturbates
only your local gossip columnist knows for sure...
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
see above
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
Philosophy is a cult religion?
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
If I had them I would
-Claims to be a goth.
No goth in their right mind would claim to be goth... dont be rediculous! You have to be named goth by a fellow snobby pretentious elder uber-goth in order to be considered gothic... you have to work your way up to get that title!
If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately.The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.
~St. Mary's Catholic Church~
Oh yes, goth culture is dangerous, with that kind of attack against a culture, how could it not be angry and retaliate? Its rebellion, mary, rebellion...
but then again, how accurate can an organization be that takes orders unquestionably from a senile 90 year old pollack?
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My mommy always sez, sun helps the body produce vitamin d....wait, does that include rays from the tanning bed? ew... :/
*fuck, I've had to change this 3 times, I need to quit smoking.
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dude i think this is the funniest shit ever
well have fun man don't do anything i wouldn't do lol. fucking fundies man i am so sick of them