Sick Days

[dustinprewitt]

I remember, back in the day, when sick days were actualy good... when it was worth being sick, because you actualy had an excuse not to go to school... a reason to vary up the routine a little bit, sleep in, relax, get pampered by the family, etc... of course now, being sick just means, well, being sick... Work yells at you if you take sick days, and well, there's no one there to take care of you when you're ill... I tells ya, being sick is no fun when you're all alone...


but anyways, enough with that malarky... I did take a sick day on wednsday... gave me a chance to finaly get my laundry finished, some lightbulbs changes, and some bills paid... and of course get in some reading, and Metroid Zero (new addiction- Metroid)... later about 7ish, I went down to see the big hub-bub downtown, the whole god hates fags thing that was being staged to protest the showing of The Larimie Project... when I got down there... sick though I was, the spirit of hooliganry overtook me, so when the anti-fags started in their chant, I bust in, yelling "SIEG HEIL!!!!! ALL THOSE FAGS CAN ROT IN HELL AND SUCK SATAN'S DICK ALONG WITH THOSE FUCKING KIKES! HEIL HITLER!!!!!" goosestepping back and forth- The point being a satrical performance piece demonstrating that if you are going to take on such an extremist point of view, then you might as well follow it through to its logical conclusion... lol... I think I confused a few people on both sides, then one of the plaincloths cops, smirking a little bit and knowing I was being a tad full of shit, told me to knock it off... sigh... if there's one thing that Ill never get bored of, its freaking out christian fundamentalist protesters...

I ran into a few people I havnt seen in a while, including Larua+Megan, lurid_me, arron rivers, and linden moore... lol even got a cameo on the 10:00 news...

As for the other folks, well, I think we outnumbered them like 7 to one or so... must have left them feeling kinda small and inadequet by the end of the day... but what freaked me out most, was that there was this 10 year old kid with a poster that said "God: USA's Terrorist" and "God blew up the challenger shuttle", and wiping his feet on the american flag, right there beside mom and dad...

its a good thing the CIA wasnt there, or else that kid would be drinking urine down in guantanamo...

actualy, it would be interesting if john aschroft saw all that... the fact that they were protesting homosexuality and "working for god", but at the same time supporting terrorism, calling god a terrorist, and threatening america with more terrorism... I think he would be torn to the point of his head exploading (kinda like a computer crashing after being thrown into a recursive loop)


But anway, here are some great slogan Ideas for you:
"Phelps is a Phag"

"What does Bin Laden, Phelps, Bush II, and Ashcroft have in common? They're all fundamentalists!"

God hates niggers, spics, kikes, chinks, crackers, fags, towel-heads, wops, greasers, wetbacks, frogs, krauts, punjabs,dykes, micks, japs,darkies,cunts,...." and so on

"God Hates Cigarettes" then march along the anti-gays... also works well with "God hates bundles of sticks and drainage ditches"

or march along with them with a sign saying "I could be at home, doing something constructive with my time right now"

or, "Im teaching my children to hate- NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND!"

Here's another one- "Dont worry god, THE FEELING IS MUTUAL!"

and that pussy phelps didnt even have the guts to show up...

Lets see... rest of the week...

I need more happy pills.... they're starting to get to me not having them....

They now have Fresh Prince of Bel Air on Nick at Nite.... good god Im getting old.... I remember when they had Mr. Ed, Donna Reed, Dennis the Menace, and the Munsters on there... blah... but it was good to see the show again.... I forgot how well it was written and acted, and how much fun it was to watch.... I used to watch it all the time in middle school... lol I still have the theme song memorized...

The paycheck is very hefty... just like I like it... might even be able to bring myself out of debt finaly....

Hm... thats it for now I think... if I think of anything else, Ill let you know

Comments

[ex-unholy882.livejournal.com]

what were you on the news for?

i loved sick days too, my mom would always prop us up with blankets in the living room and we'd get a prize (some little toy) and soup.

[deathstar461.livejournal.com]

it was from the protest thing... I wasnt interviewed or nothing, but you can definitly see me in the background

[deathstar461.livejournal.com]

eh.... I figure, if Im going to be addicted to something, it might as well be covered by my insurance

[xgatheringdustx.livejournal.com]

Linden Moore, eh? I went to Isley with him. Or school at some point. Weird when you hear a name you haven't heard in ages.