If you wanna live in bum town, you gotta know how to get down...

[dustinprewitt]

Want to know how to make it big in the big little city?

Follow these steps.

1. Never take a stand for what is right, unless that stand is against something a good hundred miles away in Washington. No NIMBYs here damnit.

2. Always smile on the outside, give the fake kisses on each cheek, and pretend you like your fellow person. All the while on the inside, stick out your tounge, give them the finger, and hate for the most insignificant reasons.

3. Thou shalt have no gods before___

4. Honesty is the worst policy

5. Any criticism will be seen as an insult, and treated accordingly.

6. "There's room at the top and Im telling you still, 1st you must learn how to smile as you kill."

7. If you are too willfull to be a bitch, then there is no room for you here. You are of no use to anyone.

8. Words speak louder than actions. Talk the talk, but dont you DARE walk the walk.

9. If you have an opinion that is different than what is decided to be the majority, dont you EVER let it out of your head. Go somewhere else for that garbage.

10. Shoot first, but dont bother asking questions later. Strictly prohibited.

11. Communication is prohibited as well. Do not speak unless spoken to by a superior


Did I forget anything?

This is not sarcasm. This is satire. Ooops... there I go, violating the most sacred rule of Wichita...

THAT being sarcastic.

Now Im a mass murderer. Who knew that people were so frightened and threatened by thoughts and opinions?

Or truth for that matter. But hey, truth hurts. Thats why we hate it so much, especialy when it is unflattering...

rule 5: Any criticism will be seen as an insult, and treated accordingly.


Its a tough job being me. But someone has to do it. But at least Im being me, and being someone else... Which is a hell of a lot more than I can say for the rest of you...

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Comments

[xgatheringdustx.livejournal.com]

hmmm...interesting. :) Dustin, what's with the hatred??? LOL You need to explain this one to me someday soon. Everyone in your old posse is against you now?? Is that the jist?? And then, it seems, when you call them out, they continue to band together to cower communally. Do I have it right so far???

[deathstar461.livejournal.com]

yeah, pretty much. Seem's they're so insecure that their position has been challenged, they cannot defend it without resorting to witless name calling, or whatever.

They can post, but it doesnt mean that Im going to read it... Thats the same reason why I never read the eagle anyway...

[xgatheringdustx.livejournal.com]

Go Dustin!!!! People are assholes = understatement of the century. People who you thought of as friends and then they stab you in the back are not only assholes, but they are pathetic and self-defeating. Karma is a bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[deathstar461.livejournal.com]

Thank you!


Believe it or not kiddies, despite what you may have seen or heard, goths in wichita really AREN'T vain bitchy vindictive prisses and bitches. Only four of them. If you want names, email me.