The Straight-Up Facts, Direct from the Source

[dustinprewitt]

Never Have I Ever

(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK
(_) I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(_) I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(X) I NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN
(X) I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI
(X) I NEVER HAD ANAL SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX
(X) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPED
(_) I NEVER SHOPLIFTED
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FIRED
(_) I NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(X) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME
(_) I NEVER SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
(X) I NEVER BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(_) I NEVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(_) I NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(_) I NEVER BEEN ARRESTED
(_) I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(_) I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(X) I NEVER CELEBRATED NEW YEARS IN TIME SQUARE
(_) I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE
(_) I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
(_) I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(X) I NEVER CELEBRATED MARDI-GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS
(X) I NEVER BEEN TO EUROPE
(_) I NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
(X) I Never Cut Myself on Purpose
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX AT THE OFFICE
(X) I NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FISTED AND/OR HAVE NEVER FISTED ANYONE
(_) I NEVER HAVE THROWN UP IN A BAR
(X) I NEVER LIED IN ORDER TO HAVE SEX WITH SOMEONE
(X) I NEVER JERKED OFF ON CAM
(X) I NEVER WORE CLOTHES OF THE OPPOSITE SEX WHILE HAVING SEX
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A COUPLE AT THE SAME TIME
(X) I NEVER WENT DOWN ON SOMEONE OF THE SAME SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE MANIPULATED ANYONE FOR PERSONAL GAIN
(_) I NEVER HAVE MASTURBATED IN PUBLIC
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX AT THE OFFICE
(X) I NEVER BEEN MARRIED
(X) I NEVER GOTTEN DIVORCED


**** THE PROOF THAT dustin prewitt IS EVIL ****


D U S T I N P R E W I T T
68 85 83 84 73 78 80 82 69 87 73 84 84 - as ASCII values
5 4 2 3 1 6 8 1 6 6 1 3 3 - digits added
\_________/ \_________/ \_________/ \_________/ \_/
2 1 6 1 3 - digits added

Thus, "dustin prewitt" is 21613.


Subtract 1945, the year Hitler faked his suicide. The result will be 19668.

Turn the number backwards, subtract 1977 - the year Elvis left the planet. The number is now 84714.

Turn the number backwards, divide by 3 - the symbol of fulfillment. The number is now 13916.

Divide by 7, the sacred number of Illuminati - the result is 1988.

Subtract 12 from the number - this is the symbol of the greater sin, written backwards. It gives 1976.

The number 1976 is the year George Harrison performed the lumberjack song with Monty Python - if you have seen it, you should understand.

This clearly proves how evil the subject is. QED.

Anyway, here's one of my fun adventures to add some real substance to this entry...

Woke up wednsday morning, went to my car to go to work. The car would not start. The goddamned battery was dead. No jumpers, no spare, no one to call. Plus, there was a tow sticker on the car. Apparantly I accidentaly parked in the wrong spot, the one just off of mine. Apparntly the punjabs in this place cannot appreciate that sometimes mistakes happen, and that they could have just parked in my spot... then again, how were they to know where my spot was, let alone if I even had a spot? Anyway...

With no one to bum a ride from, I had to hoof it to work that morning. A little windy, but it was a pleasant stroll. The excercise did me good. Ended up arriving at work a little late. Plus, that morning my sinuses decided to attack me, which meant breathing and talking was a pain all day.

During lunch, I managed to get Val to stop by and help with a jump. Too bad the jump did not work. So after a few tries I cut my losses, grabbed a bite to eat, then returned to work. After work, Tim gave me a ride home, I called up my dad, he came by with a loaner battery, installed it, and now the car is working again. Now this weekend, Ill have to buy a new one. Its just as well I suppose, Ive been needing a new headlight for the longest time anyway... if I need to put in a new battery I might as well get that headlight in there...

Oh yes, phase 1 (research and development) and 2 (securing the necessary time) have been completing in my Washington DC vacation project. Next phase, securing transport too and from as well as securing funds will be completed tomarrow morning after a trip to the bank and the local airport. This is going to be my first major vacation, alone no less. I am definitly excited and somewhat nervous... it will give me something to do, somewhere to go, and something to write about... which is always nice :-)

It would be nice if I had someone to go with though, but on the other hand, it might also be a drag- having someone tag along... guess we'll never know, will we? (at least not just yet...)

Stay Tuned...

Comments

[ex-unholy882.livejournal.com]

you've masturbated in public? what? hahah anyway, i've been to dc several times and it's a great place to visit, especially if you like historic stuff. lincoln memorial is pretty, and the air and space museum is interesting. then again most of the time i was there was spent sitting in the grass goofing off, they have wonderful lawns haha hope you have a good trip.

[deathstar461.livejournal.com]

only if being in a car is public...

[parrotlover.livejournal.com]

ill go with you.

[deathstar461.livejournal.com]

really?!?!?! I leave on the 17th of april and plan on coming back on the 24th... my tickets ended up costing me about 350.00...

[parrotlover.livejournal.com]

dammit..i would miss too much school. thats not bad..maybe i should.

[deathstar461.livejournal.com]

thats the double-edged sword of college life... on one hand, they really dont care if you skip school or not, on the other, its your money...

which classes are you taking?

[parrotlover.livejournal.com]

im going to butler. just taking a couple of classes. but i have already missed one day and it has screwed with my schedule. it sucks.